Hello Puppy

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Hello Puppy
Season	1
Episode	4a
Air date	October 6, 2016
Writer	Elizabeth Keyishian
Storyboard	Unknown
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Previous	Phony Ponies
Next	G, This Is Awfully Deep

Hello Puppy is the Episode 4A of Season 1 of Kuu Kuu Harajuku. It originally aired on October 6, 2016.

Summary

G is given a cute dog as a present but "Chewie" is not what he seems to be.

Characters

Main

• G
• Angel
• Baby
• Love
• Music
• Rudy

Major

• Chewie (debut)
• General Nofun

Minor

• Jo Jo Jolie (debut)
• Monsieur Le Zip (debut)

Plot

It's food time! Well, supposedly. The girls and Rudy are watching a disaster unfold in the oven. A simple pizza turns into a time bomb, and explodes into a cheesy mess. G comes downstairs with a long to-do list for the concert and notices the mess, which she automatically assumes was Rudie trying to make dinner again. Baby's stomach growls loudly, which concerns G who mentions of an "incident" the last time Baby became too hungry. She assures G that she's fine.

The doorbell rings and Baby answers it, but there's no one there except for small yellow present on the front stoop marked specifically for G from a secret admirer. The lid pops off, revealing a puppy. The girls fawn over him, and Angel mentions he's just what the band needs: a mascot. Baby suggests that she could eat him up, scaring the other girls, but she claims she would never do something like that.

The dog starts eating the to-do list, which sparks the idea of him being named Chewie. Baby becomes increasingly hungry, so G orders her to go with Love and Angel to get some food while Music and G pick up the costumes for the concert. Music asks if it's necessary to bring Chewie along, and makes a mean comment towards him. Chewie growls at her, and asks if anyone else saw him, but they ignore her. She believes that Chewie is not a real dog.

G and Music are at the costume boutique when Monsieur Lezip appears and mentions that he'll make wonderful costumes. G checks her purse, and notices Chewie isn't in there. While she desperately searches all over the store, Music hangs back near the service desk, but hears some noise behind the desk.

When she looks, she sees Chewie had gotten into some glitter. G rendezvous with them as a distressed Monsieur Lezip walks in on the reunion, showing the girls their decimated outfits. Music immediately blames Chewie, but G quickly shoots her down. Meanwhile at the lounge, Love is trying to figure out who G's secret admirer is. She narrowed it down to someone in Harajuku.

Angel hides behind her chair, before a hulkish Baby corners them. Baby warns them that they don't like it when she's "hangry" and a flashback occurs. In the flashback, the camera pans to show a bunch of people at an outside food court, casually enjoying their meal, before an enraged Baby begins to steal food and eat everything in sight. Love calls G and tells her that Baby is "hangry" again, but G tells them not to worry, they have costumes and food and are on their way home. Once the girls arrive home, they begin to devour the food, which disgusts everyone. After listing off ingredients she tasted, Love realizes it's hair gel, the same one G just brought home. Music volunteers to get smoothies, but instead of bringing them directly to the girls, she she sets them in the mixing studio on the soundboard, as a trap for Chewie.

The girls begin practice but are interrupted by a ferocious roar from Baby which is followed by the sound cutting out. The girls check to see what the problem is and notice there is smoothie all over the soundboard. Music reveals she purposely set them out so Chewie would make a mess. G and Love think Music is overreacting.

They find Chewie's paw-prints, which they follow, while Music laughs evilly in the background hoping they find something. The girls find him innocently napping near a curtain before he opens one eye and stares at Music. Music walks over to the lighting board in attempts to lure Chewie over there. The plan is set in motion, so she hurries the other girls behind the curtain to watch it unfold.

G thinks she's gone off the deep end until she catches Chewie with a screwdriver in his mouth, standing on top of the lighting board. When he realizes he's been caught he tries to act innocent. G admits that he might not be what HJ5 needs afterall.

Upon further investigation by Love, she comes to the conclusion that he's been hypnotized. It is revealed on Chewie's collar that General Nofun is behind the hypnosis and G's "admirer". The girls confront General Nofun at his home, who responds by welcoming them and reminding them there is no fun or singing, but Music takes out a boombox and begins to play it, which malfunctions immediately.

He laughs and reveals his fun cancelling speakers. Chewie barks angrily at him, and Nofun remarks that the dog did his job. While he boasts about the intensive training it took to have Chewie hold a screwdriver, G points out that he's disabling the speaker behind him. The music from the boombox begins to play as General Nofun retreats into a nearby building. The boombox goes silent again as Nofun's voice is heard over the fun cancelling speaker.

He reveals a line of sausage cyborgs that march down the street, targetting the girls. Baby is able to eat the sausage cyborgs, which produces a loud belch, and returns to normal much to the other girls' amusement. General Nofun's voice is still over the loud speaker and he is unsure if the cyborgs destroyed them, so he repeatedly asks while the girls group hug Baby and Music reconciles with Chewie.

Quotes

• G: Rudie tried to make dinner again?
• [Baby looks down and puts her hands on her tummy to feel the rumbling sounds. As she does so, Angel, Love, and Music stare at Baby's rumbling tummy.]

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• Baby: You're right, he is adorable. I could just EAT HIM UP!

Trivia

• Baby turning into a brute when she is extremely hungry may be a reference to the Hulk, who transforms when his human self becomes overly angry.
  • In a later episode, they paraphrase the Hulk's catchphrase to "You won't like Baby when she's hangry."
• This is the first title card that features Chewie.

Love: That doesn't look right.

Rudie: No, Love, of course it doesn't look right. When you're pushing the boundaries of cuisine, words like "right" and "wrong" lose their meaning. What we're making here is history.

Angel: I thought we were making pizza.

Rudie: Not just pizza. No limits pizza. Brash, extreme, large and in charge pizza! Rude-man pizza!

Baby: With everything on it?

Rudie: Everything and then some! It's-

Music: Gonna blow!

Rudie: [Grunts]

Angel, Music, Love, Baby: [Screams]

Rudie: [Grunts] Not really sure how that got there.

Music: Sure you do. You made pizza with everything on it!

Rudie: I beg to differ. Or rather, I beg to, uh, leave here immediately?

G: Guys, we have a ton of stuff to do before the Whack-oo concert tonight. [Gasp] Rudie tried to make dinner again?

Baby: [Stomach growls]

G: [Gasp] Baby, have you eaten yet?

Baby: Not yet.

G: Baby, you know how you get when you don't eat. I might have some raisins in my purse; I mean, they're old, but-

Baby: Don't worry, G, I'm fine.

G: Really?

Baby: Super sure.

G: [Sighs] Okay, sorry, it's just that after last time, I don't want to take any chances.

[Doorbell rings]

Baby: Ooh, a visitor! I'll get it!

[Van drives off]

Baby: Hello? We're home! Oh... [Gasp] A present! Here's a pretty box with holes in it.

G: To G, this gift will show you how I feel about your music. From your secret admirer.

Baby: [Gasp] It's alive!

[Barking]

HJ5: A puppy! Aww!

G: I love him already!

Angel: Hey, you know how you're always saying HJ5 is missing something important?

G: Yeah?

Angel: A mascot! We're missing a mascot, and here he is!

Baby: You're right, he's adorable! I could just eat him up!

HJ5:No!

Baby: What? [Gasp] I'd never! Never, never, never, never, never, never!

Love: Apparently you have a secret admirer, G.

Angel: Ooh, how hot do you think he is? Hot, medium hot, or mega hot? Though I guess if he was mega-hot, he'd by my secret admirer.

G: However hot he is or isn't, one thing's for sure, he knows me well enough to know that I would love this puppy.

Angel: And that HJ5 desperately needs a good luck mascot.

G: Hey, you're chewing up our to-do list for the concert tonight! [Laughs] I'm gonna call you Chewie!

Music: Speaking of chewy...

Baby: I am getting a little hungry.

G: Baby, you need to eat. You go with Angel and Love, Music and I will pick up the costumes.

Music: G, do you really have to bring that thing?

G: His name's Chewie, why shouldn't I bring him?

Love: Because Jojo Jolie insists on a pristine, immaculate, borderline sanitary environment.

Music: Without hair, slobber, or stink.

[Growl]

Music: Whoah, did you see that?

G: All I see is my precious little puppy.

Angel: Face it, Music, you're just not a dog person.

Music: Or that's not a dog.

Monsieur LeZip: Oh, bonjour, mon petit musicians. G and the Music, voila. Monsieur LeZip at your service. I make ze costumes for Madame Jojo Jolie. Zip zip zip! Wait and see, Madame Jojo Jolie and I have outdone ourselves! [Claps hands]

Music: He sure is zippy.

G: [Gasp] Uh, did you see where Chewie went? He was in my purse a minute ago. Chewie! He can't be far.

[Barks]

Music: He was covered with glitter.

Monsieur LeZip: Ohhhh!

G: Monsieur LeZip?

Monsieur LeZip: Ze costumes - ruined! It will take me forever to make zem new! Ohhh!

Music: Um, G? I think your precious little dog ripped up the costumes.

G: You can't be serious. There's no way Chewie could do something like this. You just don't like dogs.

[Growls]

Monsieur LeZip: Sorry for ze delay.

G: Amazing! Thanks, Monsieur LeZip.

[Blows raspberry]

Angel: Love, a little help here?

Love: I've narrowed down who G's secret admirer is by creating an algorithm based on the type of fan who would-

Angel: Forget it.

Love: -have the dog delivered locally. He must be in the city.

Baby: [Deep voice] I'm hungry! You don't like me when I'm hungry! Remember? [Eats, roars]

[Patrons screaming]

[Baby eating and smashing]

Love: Your hypothalamus was completely out of whack. And since the last meal you'd had was primarily-

Angel: Love!

Love: [Dials phone] G, Baby's hangry.

G: Okay, hang tight. We got the food, the costumes, and that really good hair goop, cool kawaii gel. See you at sound check.

[Tires screech]

G: Baby, are you hungry?

Baby: Eat! Now!

G, Music: Ugh! Gross!

Love, Angel: Eww! Ugh!

Angel: Music, where did this food come from? [Hiccup]

Love: [Gasp]

Baby: [Screams]

Love: I taste carnauba wax, glycolic somantium, granitia diboxide, and pineapple syrup. There's cool kawaii gel in my sandwich! [Hiccup] [Gasp]

G: You got us hair goop sandwiches?

Music: Um, no, why would I- ? [Hiccup]

Baby: [Growls]

Music: [Gasp]

Angel: Uh, we better get Baby something else to eat, fast.

G: Who's a beautiful Chewie? [Laughs]

Music: I'll get smoothies.

Music: I'm putting the smoothies here, next to the soundboard, where anyone can get them!

G: One, two, three, four!

Baby: [Roars]

G: Um, can someone grab that smoothie for Hangry Baby? Hey, what happened to the sound?

Music: Your dog, that's what.

G: Oh, no! [Gasp]

Baby: [Roars]

G: Why did you put the smoothies right next to the sound equipment?

Music: 'Cause I knew he'd mess with it. Gotcha, Chewie!

G: He's just a dog, Music.

Music: I don't know what he is, but I know he ruined the costumes, the food, and the soundboard.

Love: Music, he's a puppy.

Music: He's a fur fiend!

G: Music, if you really think Chewie is doing horrible things, you're gonna have to prove it.

Angel: Like a detective? Oh, oh wait! Don't move! I've been waiting for someone to wear this detective outfit!

Music: Get it off, now!

Angel: Touchy!

Music: See something?

Love: Paw prints.

Music: Bingo! I bet he's destroying another-

G: Aww!

[Snoring]

G: Music, now can you agree that Chewie is just a sweet innocent little puppy?

Music: Okay, dog. Let's dance!

G: Who's a cute little puppy?

Music: This lighting board works! If it broke, we'd be in big trouble!

G: Obviously, but-

Music: Watch, wait!

G: Seriously? You really think Chewie's going to walk over there and- oh!

[Buzzing]

G: Okay, that's definitely not what HJ5 needs.

Music: Start talking, dog! Who are you working for?

Love: Look at Chewie's pupils - he's in a state of hyper attention, open to extreme susceptibility. His unconscious mind has been-

G, Music: Just say it!

Love: Chewie has been hypnotized.

G: Hypnotized? By who?

Love: Exactly. Who is your secret admirer?

Angel: And how hot is he?

Love: The answer is not hot at all. Not fun at all.

Music: General NoFun?

G: Time to pay General NoFun a visit!

G: Everyone ready for some sweet vengeance?

HJ5: Yeah!

General NoFun: Shhh!

G: General NoFun?

General NoFun: Welcome to my home, where there is no fun, or singing, or music, or-

G: Oh, yeah? Tick tock, time to rock!

General NoFun: [Laughs] Fun cancelling speakers, my own design! You ruined my no-fun land by making it fun, and I will ruin your Harajuku city by taking away all the fun. Ha! That "ha" was the only fun thing I will ever say again.

[Yapping]

General NoFun: I see that my "present" did its job. Do you know how long it takes to train an ignorant hound to hold a screwdriver in its mouth?

G: A long time?

General NoFun: Aaagh! Get away from that no-fun speaker, you ignorant hound!

[Creaking, crash]

Music: He did it! Now let's rock!

General NoFun: Do you really think you can waltz into my own home and defeat me? For months I have absorbed all I could about robotics, gene splicing, and deli takeaway to create the ultimate attack force! Behold, my sausage cyborgs!

[Stomach growls]

General NoFun: I am not one, not two, but 500 steps ahead of you!

[Crashing]

General NoFun: What happened? Have you been defeated by my cyborgs? Hello?

Baby: [Eating, burps] Yum!

General NoFun: Someone!

Music: Good puppy!

General NoFun: Hello!