Kablooey Chewie

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Kablooey Chewie
Season	1
Episode	9b
Air date	October 29, 2016
Writer	Brendan Luno
Storyboard	Unknown
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Kablooey Chewie is episode 9a of season 1 of Kuu Kuu Harajuku. It originally aired on October 29, 2016.

Summary

When an asteroid threatens to wipe out Harajuku City, Chewie accidentally gets sent to space in a rocketship and clones himself while inside the rocket.

Characters

Main

• G
• Angel
• Baby
• Love
• Music
• Rudie
• Chewie

Major

• Colonel Spyke
• Sparklestar (Debut)

Plot

The episode opens with an asteroid heading straight towards Earth. Although Baby finds it cute, Colonel Spyke tells the girls it's no joke, because it's heading straight for Harajuku.

Angel asks if that's the reason she was building a rocket but Spyke assures them the details are classified but does tell them it's going to be launched directly at the asteroid. Love begins asking multiple questions about the rocket, but Spyke tells her it's just going to explode when it makes impact with the asteroid. Spyke mentions that every famous personality in Harajuku is going to be at the launch, but the only reason HJ5 is there was because Rudie said they were going to be performing.

One of Colonel Spyke's soldiers warns that the trainee squirrel astronauts got into the mess hall so she goes to check on the situation. G asks Baby if Chewie needs a walk, but she gave him to Angel, who gave him to Rudie. Rudie assures them he's right there as he holds up the empty leash.

They witness Chewie heading towards the rocket on the walk above. The girls go inside the rocket, and while Love is excited to see all the technology, G just wants them to find Chewie and get out of there. Music finds Chewie chewing on a big red button, but it accidentally gets pressed.

The doors shut and the computer starts counting down a launch sequence. Angel and Music attempt to open the door to no avail. Rudie takes out his cellphone, and while G thinks he's going to call Spyke, he's actually going to record the entire thing on video. Rudie bounces against Love's chair, pushing her into the red button which accelerates the launch. They hook themselves in and prepare for the worst as the rocket shoots towards space. As the rocket accelerates Angel mentions she's feeling sick, Rudie has difficulty updating his Spacebook status, and Music's has a hairstyle crisis.

G reminds them that the rocket is going to explode on impact with the asteroid. Once the rocket is in space, the gravitational pull is nonexistant so everyone is able to float around. Love mentions it might take awhile to bypass the security system. Baby mentions that's shes getting hungry and she manages to find a pack of dehydrated soy protein. She puts it inside a microwave, and not only does it come out but with an additional packet. Love corrects her, saying it's a replicator.

As Love and Baby go to regroup with the rest of the girls, Chewie sneaks into the replicator. G says she's getting a signal on the terminal and sure enough it's Colonel Spyke berating the girls for taking the rocket. She tells them they have to override the controls, but the transmission is cut off because Chewie is chewing on one of the levers. G asks Baby to keep Chewie under control, but they notice several of them are now in the rocket ship. Love tries turning off the replicator but it became jammed, causing Music to rip out the wires.

Rudie sees this as a business opportunity for a line of soft toys, or use the replicator so everyone can have a real-life Chewie. The rocket shakes as it makes contact with the asteroid. The rocket then proceeds to latch itself on the surface as the detonation sequence is activated which will detonate in 20 minutes. The girls try to figure out a plan how to stop the asteroid before it hits Harajuku, but at the same time, without blowing themselves up. Baby doesn't want to blow it up because of how cute it is, but Angel mentions that it's not alive.

The eye of the asteroid begins blinking as it notices the rocket stuck to it's face. Love mentions it's actually some sort of extra-terrestrial space creature and it begins to shake the rocket violently. Love manages to take out a translator to decipher it's language. The creature reveals it's name to be Sparklestar and she's a native from space. She also reveals that her fire was put out and she can't control where she is going.

G comes up with a plan to feed the explosives to Sparklestar but they're located on the other side of a reinforced wall. They spread food on the wall and let the Chewies eat through it, revealing the explosives. Love finds space suits for the girls while Rudie volunteers to stay back and watch the Chewies. She warns him not to let them chew anything while they go on a spacewalk. 10 minutes until detonation.

As the girls leave the rocket Baby notices how adorable the Earth looks and wants to hug it. The computer system blares out a two minute self-destruct warning and the girls hurriedly take out the explosives, but they all get flown in different directions, and after some initial confusion, they are able to coordinate and head straight for Sparklestar. They feed her the rockets and head back to the ship. The girls thank Sparklestar, who, in return, thanks them. She reveals she's going to the Proximus galaxy to feed on a devil sun and that she'll miss the girls.

The rocket disengages from Sparkstar and heads back to Earth. The rocket safely lands back in Harajuku. Angel admits she can breathe fresh air, but notices a bad smell. Colonel Spyke comes out and tells them she's been so busy chasing after the squirrels she didn't have time to take a shower. The squirrels ran away, so she questions how they're going to run the space program. The Chewie clones jump out of the rocket, and Music suggests Spyke use the Chewies.

Rudie excitedly mentions he got all the video and pictures and will save the space program, but the door closes, locking him in, and the rocket launches into space. Baby asks if he's going to be OK, but Angel assures her if there's one thing Rudie is good at, it's taking care of himself.

Quotes

• Music: Either he's turned invisible, or he's lost.
• Rudie: The thing is he could be invisible. Who knows what kind of experiments they do in this place.
• Music: Or he's in that rocket.

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• Voice on Computer: This is going to be so much fun!
• Music: Define fun.
• Voice on Computer: What am I, a dictionary?

Trivia

• This is the first episode that has two different title cards.
  • This is the fifth time G appears on a title card.
  • This is the second time Chewie appears on a title card.
• Rudie mentions updating his Spacebook status which is a parody of Facebook.
• When the girls step out of the spaceship and Baby mentions hugging Earth, Earth is missing it's kawaii face.

Baby: Sparkalicious, like a super kawaii firecracker.

Music: Headed right for us.

Colonel Spyke: It may look cute, but it's deadly. It's heading straight for Harajuku City. And if we don't stop it-

Angel: So that's why you've been working on that amazing rocket.

Colonel Spyke: Don't worry your pretty little heads about the details. They're classified. but it'll lodge in the asteroid and explode.

Love: Is it fusion powered? Does it have cryogenic life support? Are the computer control systems backed up by a double-redundant failsafe?

Colonel Spyke: It'll lodge in the asteroid and explode. It's a great scientific achievement, which is why I invited every famous person in the city to be guests at the launch.

G: Well, we're here.

Music: And we only came because Rudie promised us we'd be performing.

Rudie: Performing, watching, what's the difference?

Soldier: The trainee astronaut squirrels got into the mess hall again, and it's a real mess!

Colonel Spyke: Don't move. I'll be right back.

G: OK, I guess we stay put. Does Chewie need a walk, Baby?

Baby: I don't know. I gave him to Angel.

Angel: I gave him to Rudie.

Rudie: Don't worry. I've got him.

Music: Either he's turned invisible or he's lost.

Rudie: Thing is, he could be invisible. Who knows what kind of experiments they do in this place?

Music: Or he's in that rocket.

G: That thing I said about staying put? Forget it!

Baby: Ooh, pretty lights! It's like space Christmas.

Love: That's the interplanetary guided navigation system. And that's the secondary booster trim controls. And wow, check this out. A zero-gravity cuckoo kawaii cocoa maker.

Music: Say that three times fast.

G: No, let's find Chewie quick and get out of here.

Music: That can't be good.

[Growling]

Angel: [Grunts]

Computer: Launch sequence initiated. That means started. 30 seconds to liftoff. This is gonna be so much fun!

Music: Define fun.

Computer: What am I, a dictionary?

Angel: It won't open! What's the use of a door that won't open?

Rudie: We're stuck inside a rocket that's about to take off? There's only one thing to do.

G: Great. Call Spyke and get them to cancel the launch.

Rudie: No! Record the whole thing! HJ5 in space! It'll be downloaded more times than Kitty on a surfboard!

Love: [Grunt]

Computer: Accelerate automatic launch. Ten seconds and counting!

Music: Rudie factor!

G: We better strap ourselves in, fast!

Computer: Five, four, come on people, join in!

All: Three, two, one, lift off!

Colonel Spyke: Not again...

Angel: I'm feeling woozy!

Love: That's the huge G-forces caused by the rocket's acceleration!

Baby: Ooh, they named the force after you.

Rudie: It's really hard to update my Spacebook status. Cos...mic?

Music: This is bad. For my hair.

G: Guys, we're being shot into space on a ship that's going to explode.

Music: Okay, it's bad. For everyone's hair. Hey, my bounce is back!

Love: We've broken free from the Earth's gravitational field!

Baby: Hey, you're all upside down.

Angel: Woo-hoo! We're the first band in space!

G: Yeah, we can do the press release once we get home, but we have to be the first band to get back from space.

Love: It might take a while to bypass the system security.

Rudie: Then while we wait, why don't you girls sing a few songs? We'd get millions of likes on Spacebook!

Baby: Are there any snackies anywhere? I'm starving. Dehydrated soy protein concentrate. Yum! Look, Love - I put it in the microwave and two came out.

Love: [Giggle] That's not a microwave. That's a replicator.

G: Huh? Guys, I got a signal. I think it's satellite radio.

Colonel Spyke: How dare you take my rocket ship without permission!

G: Your rocket stole us! We'll bring it back as soon as we can.

Music: If we don't blow up first...

Love: We need your help.

Colonel Spyke: You need to override the controls. You can still blow up the asteroid and get back safely to Earth. Listen very carefully. There's only one way to do this. First, you have to...

[Radio signal cuts off]

G: Baby, can you please keep Chewie under control?

Baby: Which one?

Love: Oh, no! The replicator!

G: Turn it off!

Love: It's jammed!

Music: Not anymore!

Rudie: I can see it now. A whole range of soft toys! No, wait! We use the replicator and every fan can have their very own real-life Chewie as seen on the HJ5 space concert movie! Aah!

Computer: You have reached your destination.

Baby: Ooh, Sparkly!

Love: Without the diffusing effect of Earth's atmosphere, the full spectrum of visible light is readily apparent. [Beat] It's sparkly.

Computer: Commence detonation sequence. 20 minutes to obliteration!

Music: Thanks.

Computer: I can detect sarcasm.

G: Music, stop taunting the computer. We've got an explosion to stop.

Angel: But if we don't blow up the asteroid, it'll destroy Harajuku, right?

Baby: How could you blow up something so sparkalicious?

Music: Let me think.

Angel: It's not like it's alive or anything. Or I'm totally wrong.

Love: It's some kind of space creature.

Rudie: The HJ5 space concert movie and extraterrestrial life encounter. It just keeps getting better!

Baby: It's so cute! Can we keep her?

Love/Music: No!

Cat: Let's see if my little translator can speak its language.

Sparklestar: Get off me!

Love: Sorry, we're trying. Who are you?

Sparklestar: I am Sparklestar. I live in space and feed on comets and meteors.

G: We don't mean you any harm.

Computer: Fifteen minutes to kablooey!

Music: Apart from all the explosives...

Sparklestar: I hit a comet with a frozen methane center. It put my fire out and now I can't control where I'm going.

G: We've got to do something about those explosives fast.

Baby: We can't hurt Sparklestar.

Love: If we can spark her fire again, then we won't have to blow her up.

G: Here's what we do. We feed the explosives to her. What if she's explosive intolerant?

Love: She eats comets and meteors; it could work.

G: One tiny problem. The explosives are on the other side of that reinforced wall, and we haven't got any tools to break through it. Whoa!

Chewie: Om-nom-nom-nom-nom!

G: Of course, I've got it! Get all the food you can find. Smear it on the wall. Never thought I'd be saying this, but it's all yours, Chewie! Do your worst!

[Buzzsawing]

Music: Great. Now we've got the explosives. How do we get them to Sparklestar?

Love: Look what I found!

Rudie: They're not my size.

G: Were you volunteering?

Rudie: Um, yes, to stay back and look after the Chewies. Don't thank me. It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

G: Okay, just make sure the Chewies don't chew. We're going on a space walk.

Computer: Ten minutes to kaboom!

Music: Better make it a space run.

Baby: Ooh, the Earth is so round! I want to hug it.

Angel: It's getting closer every minute!

G: Right. Let's take this gently.

Computer: Two minutes to self-destruct.

Music: Gently, but quickly.

Computer: Three, two, one...

G: Ugh! It's too much! Turn!

Baby: Me turn? Or you turn?

G: We all turn! Now!

Angel: Whee!

G: Angel, Baby, fire left!

Baby: To our left or my left?

Angel: Too woozy!

G: Not now, Angel. Baby, turn left. Music, fire, now!

Love: Feeding time.

Sparklestar: [Eats]

Love: And it worked! There's fire coming out of the asteroid!

G: Come on, back to the ship everybody!

Baby: Home sweet home, Sparklestar. Thanks to you!

Sparklestar: You're welcome! Thanks for the fire!

Angel: Where will you go now?

Sparklestar: There's a double sun in the Proximus Galaxy! I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. I'll miss you!

Baby: And we'll all miss you too, won't we?

HJ5: Yeah.

Love: Time to disengage.

G: Love, can you do something to stabilize us?

Love: Working on it now.

Rudie: Make it shake again. It makes the footage look more authentic.

Angel: Back on solid ground. It's good to breathe fresh air again. Ugh! What's that smell?

Colonel Spyke: That's me! The squirrels ran away again. I've been so busy chasing them I haven't had a shower.

Love: At least the asteroid isn't going to hit Harajuku City.

Colonel Spyke: I suppose, but how are we going to continue our space program without the squirrels?

Music: Use the Chewies.

G: Yeah, they already know how the replicator works.

Colonel Spyke: Stop it! Get off! That tickles! Stop it! [Laughs]

Baby: I think they like you.

Rudie: I've got it all here. The exclusive video, the photos. This is gonna give the space program fantastic PR. Hey! Hey, let me out!

Computer: Automatic launch sequence initiated.

[Rocket launches]

Rudie: [Screaming]

G: No!

Music: Leave it to Rudie to get accidentally launched into space twice.

Baby: Is he gonna be okay? Sad face!

Angel: Don't worry, Baby. If Rudie's really good at anything, it's taking care of Rudie. Fly safe, Rudie!