The Kawaiifier is episode 8b of season 1 of Kuu Kuu Harajuku. It originally aired on October 22, 2016.
Summary[]
HJ5 enter a contest to be on the cover of Baubles Magazine, but they accidently overload on kawaii.
Characters[]
Main[]
Major[]
Minor[]
- Morgan and Macy
- General Nofun
- Otto
Plot[]
Spoilers Are Nofun!
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G is frantically searching for something new to wear for Super Kawaii Sunday. Baby asks what it is, which G explains that it's a celebration of fashion. It's mentioned that Eago, a fashion guru and photographer, comes to Kuu Kuu Choo Choo Station once a year to find the most kawaii outfit to put on the cover of Baubles Magazine. G mentions that style is the most important thing so the girls find the most adorable thing to wear. While at the mall, Love reads the article on the camera Eago will be using. It's called the Kawaii Meter Camera because it's able to measure and rate the amount of kawaii of a picture taken. G mentions it's more than accessorizing but about knowing when something is "in". She then rounds up the cutest, and most fashionable clothes for each girl. G is ready to rock!
Unfortunately for G, when she arrives at the event, she realize everyone in the city dressed up in kawaii outfits, lessening their chances of winning. Rudie reveals he's meeting Twisty T for lunch (which is nothing more than a glorified vehicle parking scheme). G sees Morgan and Macy walking through the event, which disappoints her saying "they're on their way to their sixth cover". The other girls proceed to have fun, playing a rythym game, and bouncing in a funhouse. G unsuccessfully attempts to get Eago's attention, but she notices the girls are having a lot more fun than she is. G decides to join the girls in having fun, which she mentions is more important than some magazine cover.
At the restaurant, Rudie manages to get the keys to Twisty T's hovercar, which he is warned not to scratch it. As the girls pursuit the robot, they jump in and "borrow" it. While inside the hovercar, they fly towards the robot, which continues to grow in size, and begins attacking HJ5. Love mentions if they don't stop it, it could take all the kawaii out of the city. G comes up with a plan.
Quotes[]
- Baby: (after her kawaii is returned) Yay! I'm gonna go hug someone!
- Kawaii Meter Camera: (to General Nofun) Hey there. I am a Kawaii Meter Camera. And you, sir, are the least kawaii person I have ever seen.
- Twisty T : (after seeing the magazine cover with Chewie on it) Oh, super kawaii.
Trivia[]
- Morgan and Macy were revealed to be on Baubles Magazine a total of 5 times.
- The game Angel and Music play while attending Super Kawaii Sunday is similar to Dance Dance Revolution.
- The scene where the monsterous camera latches on to the large skyscraper and the girls fly towards it in the hovercar is similar to King Kong.
- Angel makes a reference to Adventures in Housesitting when she mentioned they destroyed Twisty T's mansion.
- Angel asks "who is that?" when she sees Morgan and Macy on the back cover of Baubles magazine, but she should already know who it is from the events that took place in Totally Teen Genie.
- This is the second episode where the girls destroy Twisty T's property.
Totally Teen Genie • Angel's Flight • Music Baby • Wanted Audience • Game Over • Phony Ponies • Hello Puppy • G, This Is Awfully Deep • Baby's Birthday • Labor Of Love • Bad Boy and Little Girl • Yummy Bear Nado • Drums of Doom • Adventures in Housesitting • The Kawaiifier • Super Kawaii Sunday • Delectabubbles • Kablooey Chewie • Water Baby • Music Zoo • The Dotted Line • Life is But a Dream • Oh, G • Greenhouse • Control Plus Alt Plus Dimension • Angel Hair • Inside Job • Sea Monkeying Around • Trust Your Inner Uniphant • Starr Power • Zero G • Angel Food • Happy Slam • Retro Fiasco • HJ10 • Waves of Love • Sand and Deliver • Moods Meow • Yeti in the House • The Young and the Reckless • Brodie on Board • Womzilla • Emotizoms • The Big Time • Un-Bear-able • Snowy the Frostman • Kawaii Cake Mix Up • Angel Fever • Candy Blossom Flower Festival • Princess Power • Hark! A Quarkle! • The Ends of the Earth
Training Day • Multi Tasking • Hot Rod • Over and Out • Stage Magic • The Sixth Wheel • Trash Talk • ITeeth • Spies Like Spyke • The Fabulous Baron von Melody • Game Show Offs • Monster Mash • You Are What You Eat • Supersonic HJ5 • Tizzie Lizzie • Caught in the Web • 57 Channels (and Nothin' On) • Getting Kinda Late with Mauve Madison • Ladybug Power • Wrestle Pop • Angel Changel • Coulda Been • Catnapped • Roundabout Round Up • Meerkatz • Pandamonium • Kawaii Fidelity • Rocky Road • This Place Is a Zoo • Wacky Wednesday • Dream Escape • The Kimberlys • Cecil G. DeMille • Sky High Kawaii • And The Winner Is • The Trouble with Trilbys • The Fantabulous Five • Mist-Ery Guest • An Imaginary Friend In Need • Snowbound For Greatness • The Gnome Ultimatum • G Force • KuuKuuBall Run • Feline's Finest • Studio No-No • The Gig is Up
Kawaii to the World Tour • Minds Games • Bye Bye Baby • Super Awesome Galacto Rudie • Family Affair • It's All About Mimi, Me • Monkey Business • Southern Sparkles • Monster Pets on the Bus • Kawaii-Saurs • Oh, Boya • Rudie's Law • The High C • Aller-G • Groovy Beach Goes Bonkers • Smart Phone • Hotel Kawaii-fornia • Boo Boo Harajuku • Future Tense • Pamperlona • My Way or the Kawaii Way • Tinselfest • Planet of the Rudies • Fan Fun Day • Happy 100th • The Sweet Life • Must The Show Go On? • Lights! Camera! HJ5! • Marshmallow Madness • Social Media • That's So Five Minutes Ago • Messy Magic • Lather, Rinse, Repeat • Sing Thing • Baby Rudie • Rock Your Socks • What's In A Name? • Joy Ride • The Fabulous Baron Von Rudie • Mappy Birthday Music • Hologrammed • Good Old ROD • Teen Genie Strikes Back • Clueless in Sweetropolis • Rumor Has It • The Princess and the Rocker • G-Whizz • Mind Over Manager • Razzle Dazzle • Project Runaway • Run to the Sun • That Sinking Feeling
- Angel: [Laughs]
- Music: Ah!
- G: [Gasp] Going back in.
- Music: G, I don't think another lap is gonna help you find something new to wear.
- G: I can't wear the same thing I always wear, not today. This is Super Kawaii Sunday.
- Baby: Yay! What's Super Kawaii Sunday?
- G: Super Kawaii Sunday is the day when Eago, the famous photographer of Baubles Magazine, comes to KuuKuu Choo Choo station. He photographs everyone in their super kawaii outfits and puts the most kawaii fashionistas on the cover.
- Angel: Wow, who are they?
- G: They're pop sister duo Morgan and Macy. They've been on the cover of Baubles five times. It would be so awesome if HJ5 got on the cover just once.
- Rudie: Well, you'll have to be super super kawaii because this Sunday will be different.
- Love: Fashion photographer Eago will be using his new kawaii meter camera. Oh!
- Otto: Did you say kawaii meter camera?
- G: Why? What have you heaaaarrd!
- Otto: Only that all my shoppers won't talk about anything else.
- Love: The camera is super secret government tech, modified to measure kawaii.
- Otto: Could you talk about something else, please and thank you.
- Angel: Only the fashionistas with the highest kawaii meter reading will earn the cover of Baubles Magazine!
- Otto: Bye-bye for now. Thanks for not talking about anything else.
- HJ5: Whoa! Ugh!
- G: Come on. I've got a plan.
- Love: Do you realize that 98.36% of your plans include the mall?
- Music: That low?
- Angel: Does your plan include accessorizing? I love accessorizing.
- G: Kawaii fashion is about a lot more than accessorizing.
- G: It's about platforms versus heels, and boots versus sneakers.
- Baby: What do boots have against sneakers?
- G: It's about balance, layers, patterns, and textures.
- Angel: Ooh!
- G: It's about knowing it when you see it.
- Music: And knowing when to say not it.
- G: Okay, girls, let's go B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
- Baby: [Gasp]
- Love: Yeah!
- Angel: Ah!
- HJ5: Whoaah!
- Baby: We look kawaii. B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A... How many A-N-A's was that?
- G: We are so gonna win this thing.
- G: We so do not have a chance.
- Angel: It looks like the whole city came to Super Kawaii Sunday. I've never seen so many kawaii outfits.
- Music: It's an overdressed mob scene.
- Love: No matter how kawaii we are, the probability of us getting noticed by Eago is 0.67%.
- Music: That high.
- G: Rudie, got anyone on your speed dial that can help us out?
- Rudie: Sorry, wish I could help, but I'm meeting Twisty T for lunch.
- G: You're meeting Twisty T, the biggest music producer in the world?
- Angel: The guy whose house we destroyed when we house-sat for him? You're having lunch with him?
- Music: No, he's gonna stalk him outside the restaurant and try to park his car.
- Rudie: Having lunch, parking his car, potato-potahto. It's all networking. Good luck, girls. Keep your heads up and keep it kawaii.
- Angel: Hey, look! It's pop sister duo Morgan and Macy!
- G: There they go. On the way to cover number six.
- Music: Guess I don't need this anymore.
- Baby: Can we go have fun now?
- HJ5: Woo-hoo! Yeah!
- G: Wait, but what about...
- Baby: Here, G.
- G: Thanks. [Breathes]
- Eago: Strike a pose for Eago.
- [Camera clicks]
- Eago: Yeah, Eago is not hating it. But what does the KawaiiMeter camera say?
- KawaiiMeter: Kawaii!
- Morgan/Macy: [Giggle]
- KawaiiMeter: Oh, stop already with the cute giggles. You move up to super kawaii!'
- G: It's him! Here's my chance!
- Eago: [Offscreen] Who thinks they're Baubles cover material?
- Music: Come on, G!
- Eago: Eago is waiting. Who owns Kawaii?
- Girl: I do! I do!
- Eago: Fabulous! Who's next?
- Boys: Yay!
- Eago: Fierce, fantastic! Eago is not hating it.
- KawaiiMeter: Not hating it? These kids take kawaii to a whole new level.
- HJ5: [Laughing] G!
- G: I just remembered the number one rule of fashion.
- Angel: You can change the world one pair of strappy sandals at a time?
- Music: Black is always the new black.
- Baby: Only thing better than wearing a tiara is wearing two tiaras.
- G: No. Always, always choose friends over fashion.
- Baby: But you missed your big chance.
- G: Hey, I'd rather bounce with my girls than be on the cover alone. So let's bounce.
- HJ5: Yay!
- Eago: Eago knows the camera is loving this.
- KawaiiMeter: Loving it, loving it! Kawaii! Super kawaii! Double super duper kawaii!
- Eago: Whoa! Ohhh...!
- KawaiiMeter: Uh-oh! Not kawaii! Low level, low level!
- HJ5: [Laughing]
- G: Whoah! What's happening?
- Eago: You're overloading the KawaiiMeter camera! You're too kawaii!
- G: Too kawaii? This is just what we wear every day.
- Eago: Do you not see? The ultimate manifestation of kawaii is not the look. It's the fun, the flair!
- KawaiiMeter: For the love of lens caps, too fun, too cute, too much!
- [Bark]
- Baby: Chewy.
- [Sneeze]
- Baby: Achoo! [Giggle]
- G: [Gasp]
- Music: That's not gonna help.
- Eago: Oh no! Too Kawaii!
- KawaiiMeter: [3x] Double super duper kawaii!
- [Explosion]
- KawaiiMeter: [Deep robotic voice] Must destroy the kawaii!
- Girl: [Screams]
- [Teenagers screaming]
- Eago: Uhh... What happened to Eago's camera?
- Love: Clearly, the camera's HDX chip was never designed to absorb large levels of kawaii. And based on its specs, it has the ability to neutralize all objects it considers a threat.
- Music: It's turned into a kawaii-hunting monster.
- KawaiiMeter: Must obliterate all kawaii. That's- that's no kawaii! [Roars]
- Baby: It's... growing!
- KawaiiMeter: No kawaii!
- [Zap!]
- Baby: Panda bears are going extinct. Oh, well. [Gasp]
- G: Baby!
- [People screaming]
- Baby: Why bother?
- G: That thing's got your kawaii! Tick-tock!
- Eago: Eago must run? Oh, Eago does not like running.
- [Zap]
- Baby: Come back with my kawaii. Or don't. Whatever.
- G: We've got to find a way to distract it.
- Rudie: You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
- Twisty T: Here you go. Make sure you don't scratch it.
- Rudie: Twisty T, my name is Ru-
- Twisty T: Sorry. No autographs.
- Rudie: Nailed it!
- G: Rudie!
- Rudie: Just don't scratch it!
- Eago: Ohh!
- [Chewie barking]
- [Zapping]
- KawaiiMeter: Flying kawaii torpedo! [Zapping]
- Music: What are we gonna do? We can't distract this thing forever!
- KawaiiMeter: Come back, kawaii!
- Love: If we don't get this away from Harajuku, it could strip away every bit of kawaii.
- G: I have an idea. Music, head north.
- [Hawk]
- General NoFun: [Growls]
- Music: Are you sure about this, G?
- General NoFun: Crossing onto my property without authorization is a crime against me, General NoFun!
- KawaiiMeter: [Growl] Not kawaii, not kawaii!
- [Zoom!]
- [Zap]
- Baby: Yay! I'm gonna go hug someone.
- KawaiiMeter: Hey, there. I am a kawaii meter camera. And you, sir, are the least kawaii person I have ever seen.
- General NoFun: Selfie?
- Music: You're our fearless leader, G. But General NoFun?
- G: That camera maxed out on kawaii. General NoFun was the perfect antidote.
- Baby: It sure feels good to have my kawaii back.
- Rudie: Girls! Hey, where's the hovercraft?
- Angel: Is that the new issue of Baubles? Who's on the cover?
- [Barking]
- Eago: Eago loves running!
- Rudie: Rudie loves running too!
- [Crash]
- Twisty T: [Growls] Aww, super kawaii!